Today, you get two!
Obama and The Little Girl.
A little girl asked Obama about whales.
Obama said it was physically impossible
for a whale to swallow a human because
even though it is a very large mammal,
its throat is very small.
The little girl said, “But how can that be?
Jonah was swallowed by a whale.”
Irritated, Obama reiterated that a whale
could not swallow a human. “It is physically
impossible!” he said.
Undaunted, the little girl said, “Well,
when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”
To this, Obama said, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”